How are you meant to choose whether you follow your heart or your head? When the person in question inevitably fucks with both?
- Interviewer: First kiss, with who and where?
- Frank: Oh man...it's kind of synonymous with how I met Bob, really...It was a dark, dark room; I didn't really know.
- Bob: He has soft lips...
- Frank: But it was bearded! And it was weird.
- Interviewer: But the question is, was he a good kisser?
- Frank: Well, he's in the band, so...